prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
SO MANY LOKI FEELS OH GOD
this is like the exact opposite from game of thrones
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
Got a little BVLA order in today. Bunch of seam rings, threaded ends, and that gorgeous curved barbell all in 14K gold!
Reblogging just to be my own 1,000th note. I’m lame. Goodnight lol
And then she married the man she dropped into the well.